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The Jokes of The Day
- Authors
- Name
- Kevin Lin
Friday 05-31-2024
It's evening, little Johnny and his friend are sitting by a campfire. They've been plagued by swarms of mosquitoes already for an hour and the assault only worsens when the darkness sets in. Suddenly, fireflies appear, and little Johnny exclaims, "These darn mosquitoes! Now they've even brought lanterns with them to find us!"
Thursday 05-30-2024
Why should you never play poker at the zoo? Too many cheetahs
Wednesday 05-29-2024
President Lincoln was approached by a woman after a political speech… If you were my husband I would poison your tea. Lincoln replied...if you are my wife I’ll gladly drink it.
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Tuesday 05-28-2024
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
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Monday 05-27-2024
Wanna hear a poop joke? Nah, they always stink.
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Friday 05-24-2024
when does a joke become a dad joke? when it becomes apparent.
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Thursday 05-23-2024
Do you want to hear about construction jokes? ....I am still working on it.
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